puddinguettler
the nastiest of all wh-r-s. her v-g-n- looks like a shredded pile of rotten beef flaps, and has no muscle control. she’s old and worn out but thinks she still has game. if you’re ever approached by a puddinguettler you should call hazmat immediately, her v-g-n- has been known to discharge a foul stream and engulf small watercraft.
my whole leg fit in her v-g-n-, she’s a puddinguettler.
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