puddle drinker
a complete r-t-rd, a real knee biter
that dude corky, from “life goes on”, is a king amongst puddle drinkers.
someone who will stop at nothing for pleasure. you could find this type of person smoking pot during church, drinking at an aa meeting, and/or jerking off during study hall. these people don’t see the big picture, and are for lack of better terms basic. these people are low lives and their att-tude brings everyone around them down.
nicole: tony is such a puddle drinker.
erin: thought you two were happy.
nicole: noo, when lucy came to toxic with me the other night… ughh.
erin: nooo, what did he do?
nicole: he was copping a chubby on mandy.
erin: noooo, thought she done sleeping around after she let ernie boys run a train on her.
nicole: noo, and tony and i are finished.
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