Puddle Run


after s-x, the woman has to run to the bathroom before the s-m-n leaks out of her.

applies to both male and female, but mostly female. may sometimes occur quicker when queefing.
“i didn’t puddle run fast enough and not it’s all over my legs and the carpet.

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