Puddle Score
when you’re driving in the rain and you purposely speed up or slow down to time your entry into a rain puddle to soak a pedestrian and you time it perfectly to soak them with nasty puddle water.
on the way home i got a puddle score! that guy needed a snorkle at the bus stop.
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