Puddle Surfer
one who partakes in the act of smoking methamphetamine. twisting the pipe to form a wave-like puddle that is surfed by the infinite bic, torch, candle, stove, or any other hot enough source to melt crystal.
if you are reading this and experiencing a feeling of intrigue, entertainment, awe, anxiety, etc. then you are more than likely a puddle surfer riding the everlasting dope wave on a sick one and/or an excellent candidate to join in on our clandestine grimey yet oh so amusingly slandered lifestyle.
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