puddlechest
a term used to describe somebody who when laying down and stroking their member, suddenly an explosion sends a rainbow of j-zz onto their chest, where it comes to rest. typically used to describe a single male.
“that guy’s been single for months. yeah, he’s a total puddlechest.”
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