pudgemuffin


a name for a person who may in fact possess a m-ffin top, though generally their entire body appears to be a giant m-ffin top in itself, thus the pudgem-ffin, one who’s entire body resembles the unappetizing pudge overflowing over one’s jeans.
“wow derek, did you see taylor this morning in those skinny jeans? she is such a pudgem-ffin,” said kaiti. “she should definitely stop eating so many dunkin donuts.”

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