Pudmuffin
v-g-n-.
code word for v-g-n-.
would you like to have at my pudm-ffin?
the head of the p-n-s (the pud) is chopped off and cooked and flavored to make m-ffins. it can be served with frosting or any topping you like. they are made in a pan and can also go good with a shot of j-zz juice.
dude: these are amazing!!
chick: thanks! do you really like my pud m-ffins?
dude: yes i love them! i need the recipe!
chick: grab a knife and pull down your pants!
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