Pudgy Simpson
when a man inserts 3 sticks of b-tter into a woman’s b-m, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the gettysburg address.
“yo man. did you tap that chick last night?” “yeah dude. she totally did the pudgy simpson. it was both arousing and historical.”
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