Puerto Lando


a more honest name for the city of orlando, florida
do you sell body armor? i have to go to puerto lando tomorrow.
slang term for orlando florida because of the infestation of puerto ricans. mostly the douchebags sporting “boricua” stickers on their idiotic vehicles.

if their so d-mn proud of their heritage by sporting said sticker, why the f-ck don’t they move back?
recent acquaintance: hey man where you from?

me: puertolando

recent acquaintance: wtf is that?

me: just another place in america where an american is a minority.

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