Puerto Rican Hammock
shaving one’s pubic area, but not the b-lls, gooch, or -ss crack, leaving a hammock of pubic hairs where the sun don’t shine. this is predominant in french women and obese people.
bryan: so how’d that date go last night?
kevin: well we went back to her place, and i tried going down on her…
bryan: well, what happened?
kevin: i saw her puerto rican hammock and ran out of her house.
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