Puerto Rican pogo stick
it is the s-xual act of a man laying flat on his back while a chick lathers his d-ck in refried beans and hot sauce to use as lubricant for her -ss while she bounces up and down on it using two other gentlemans d-cks as handlebars to maintain consistent and steady bouncing rythm.
hey guys tiffany-lynn is down for a puerto rican pogo stick i need two volunteers to be the handlebars, i’ll take anyone it doesn’t matter!
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