Puerto Rican Pretzel
can be loosesly defined as partic-p-ting in some form of intercourse with a puerto rican, mexican, dutch, or any other female.
before beginning this said intercourse, its a very good idea for both partic-p-nts to eat at least two well balanced meals containing greasy food and grains.
when things are getting all hot and heavy, the ‘lady’ (not likely an appropriate t-tle in this context) she evacuates her bowels in their entirety.
while the excrement is leaving the -n-s in a pretzel like form, the ‘gentleman’ pours 12oz of rum down her spine so that it evenly coats the ‘pretzel’
when this rum-coated goodie treat has p-ssed onto the ground/someone else’s chest, you can grate your favorite type of cheese on it for looks.
done deal.
what’s up boi??!
hey man, i just boned this chick who shat out a puerto rican pretzel with me last week… and boy does she smell like rum and poo
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