Puerto Rican wishing well
when a man -j-c-l-t-s into the belly b-tton of his partner forming a reservoir of s-m-n, the man then p-sses out a kidney stone through his p-n-s into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.
boy: hey baby where do you want me to finish?
girl: in the belly b-tton…
boy: ok but i think i have to p-ss a kidney stone, lets make a puerto rican wishing well.
girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.
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