puff penis


a painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the p-n-s.
joe: “so, what’d you do to get exiled?”
quagmire: “ah, i slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff p-n-s.”

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