when you need you baby powder your v-g-n-
it was very hot and i had to puff the m-ff
a very short date with a finite end point. ‘i had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before i had to run to meet….’ ‘let’s schedule a microdate. i only have time after work but before dinner with friends.’ an extremely brief fantasy about a person, generally of a s-xual nature, […]
- barber shop top
a top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don’t want your nice tops filled with hair hannah: why’s that tool wearing such a dead top. tom: nah ‘low him that’s his barber shop top
prince sidon is a zora prince from legend of zelda breath of the wild. he’s a tall, red, shark/human creature who is very supportive of link. many people fantasize over sidon or ship him with the hylian, link. have you seen sidon the zora prince yet? he’s really cute.
to preform below usual standard in a everyday task or activity “howd you go today in your game”? “not great i came last, i had a johncha”. how’s university going simon? “not too good, failed a few subjects “. “i have been having a johncha this semester”. “he has been preforming terribly this month”. “yeah […]
pr-nouced gel-let or gel-lit the most extreme version of legit, where nothing is better. the best a (wo)man can get. “hey man, what did you think of the show tonight?” “the opening bands were legit, but the headliner…boy she pops…they were gelit.” “boy does she!”