puffer dick
a man that when he gets erections, his c-ck grows outwards instead of longwards.
scotty: o jesus last night when i was watching “backdoor sl-ts 9” i got a puffer d-ck.
skeeter: holy sh-t!!!!
Read Also:
- Baby Killer
a derogatory term used to identify vietnam-era veterans returning from the war in the late 1960’s and early 1970’s. “look what’s getting off the plane. friggin’ baby killer!” 18 more definitions a drink consisting of straight vodka on the rocks. baby killers are rated on a scale of 1-10, based on the amount of babies […]
- Eating at the "Dangling Diner"
performing oral s-x on a male. “dangling” is a reference to the male genitalia “at rest”. we were going out for dinner and a movie. we ended up “eating at the “dangling diner””.
- e-briefs
it is your last pair of underwear before you know you have to do laundry. e stands for emergency. this is usually the pair of underwear that is your least favorite and gets very limited usage. it is the pair of underwear that has no rips or tares. i knew i had to do my […]
- beard Squad
a sqaudron of elite of men who possess the means to grow abnormal beards of great lengths. most men are flabbergaseted by the length and girth to these mens beards. they also possess the means to party for m-ssive amounts of time, and can usually be heard throughout yelling “beard squad” we just drank that […]
- baby sign language
baby sign language • “please change my diaper”: turn beet red and make straining expression, then smile. • “i’d like something to eat, please”: cram fist in mouth and suck wildly. • “i’m tired”: make a series of weeping gestures before closing eyes and lolling head backward. • “please p-ss me that thing up there […]