Puffin
a great boyfriend who is very playful and strong but so cute and cuddly at the same time!
i love my puffin he’s so puffiny!
after the nationwide success of “girls next door,” puffins is no longer mostly known as the magnificent sea bird, but rather the pet name for hugh hefner used by the girlfriends of hefner on “girls next door.” term used out of true love.
“awww puffins, come here baby”
“puffins, let’s go have s-x”
“…well come on, girls, i have some time before we crochet at the mansion with barbara walters”
any pelagic seabird of the genus fratercula.
wow look at that flying penguin!
no billy
that swimming parrot!
no billy
a diving-
no billy its a puffin!
something a little better in functionality than what happens to be the most popular form of the thing in question.
comes from the fact that a puffin is a black and white bird adapted for both swimming and flying, whereas a penguin is also a black and white bird but is only adapted for swimming, and yet is far more popular than a puffin is.
the state of something being puffiny is always up for debate however.
of the xbox and ps2, the xbox would have been the puffin.
a cute pet name to give your boyfriend.
girlfriend: i love you puffin.
boyfriend: i love you too sweetie. -blushes-
same as a m-ffin top, but rolling out from the arm hole of a fatties too tight tee shirt (pit m-ffin)
dude, i think that chics puffin just dripped in my drink
hue heffner’s nickname given by his closest girlfriend, holly.
the playmates: “come on holly, lets go skinny dipping!”
holly: “no, i want to go home and be with puffin.”
kendra: “oh holly, just have a quick orgy and go home.”
holly: “okay!”
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