Puffism
noun
derived from the noun ‘puff’; the pure, unadulterated love one experiences when one has reached a state of relationship nirvana, puffism is a philosophy that explores the notional existence of puff and its role within the universe.
acolytes of puffism are generally referred to as puffins, and unlike many cl-ssic religious or philosophical movements it requires neither membership nor a statement of belief from its followers. in many cases one is a puffin purely by reaching a state of puff. puffism exists purely in an academic form to help non-puffins reach puff.
“wow, it appears i was wrong about scientology. i’m embracing puffism.”
“puff provides an a priori, teleological solution to the problem of mans inhumanity towards man’. – ch.2vs17 of the bagapuff ghita
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