jewmosexual


a jewish h-m-s-xual.
i’m jewish and a h-m-s-xual, therefore i am a jewmos-xual
a crossbreed between a jew and a h-m-s-xual, both of which many hate.

“the jewmos-xual teabagged chuck norris.”

kid-“mommy, that penny pinching man with the purse scares me.”
mother-“dont be startled, when you’re older they’ll be all over”
kid-“but mommy, what are they?”
mother-“son, i wanted to wait ’til you were older but…they’re crossbred h-m-s jews.”
a crossbreed between a jew and a h-m-s-xual, both of which many hate.

the jewmos-xual teabagged chuck norris.

kid-“mommy, that penny pinching man with the purse scares me.”
mother-“dont be startled, when you’re older they’ll be all over.”
kid-“but mommy, what are they?”
mother-“son, i wanted to wait ’til you were older but…they’re crossbred h-m- jews.”

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