“dude, i love pugs”
“no, have you met noelle? she is pugsessed!”
- Pull a Duffy
when someone was present for an awesome event but missed seeing it, who later, after hearing the story, retells the story to others as if they actually saw said event. i decided to pull a duffy when i missed seeing the lesbians making out at ihop at the table behind me.
a person who farts non-stop, in large amounts, and in a short time.it would seem like that person never would smell like any thing but -ss. bob is the bigest fartquart, because he smells like -ss every time i am near him.
the change in complexion a co-worker returns to the office with after spending an alternative work arrangement day out on the beach instead of doing actual work. did you see jeff’s awatan after he came back from the fiba conference in florida?
- Pull a slider
a very silent fart. so silent, it feels like its sliding through like a ninja, and then it gets smelly. idiot1: ugh it smelt bad in that elevator. idiot2: lol i pulled a slider! friend1: who just pulled a slider? friend2: what? pull a slider? friend3: lol sbd bomb
- Cloud Minded
to think creatively, using imagination, thinking outside the box jone’s is really cloud minded to come up with this solution, the company has been losing money on this problem for months.