pujols
amazing first baseman for the st. louis cardinals. only player in mlb history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. could end up as one of the best hitters ever.
albert pujols is sick.
the best player in all of baseball. he can hit for average, power, and can draw a ridiculous amount of walks. he is also a good fielder, and one of the few remaining good clean players left.
pujols is also the h-m-phone for the word “poo-holes”
b-lls deep: selects alex rodriguez with the 1st overall pick…
pitchers and catchers: haha f-cking idiot took a-roid over “m v pujols”. what a sh-t tard!
albert pujols likes to stick his weiner in the ladies poo-holes.
the best pure hitter in baseball that doesnt use steriods -cough- barry bonds jason giambi and gary sheffield. also a good fielder
pujols is gonna win the mvp
baseball player for the st. louis cardinals, whose batting numbers are so great, they can be compared to that of any other hitter in history
albert pujols could become the greatest hitter to ever live.
f-ck yea! awesome stl cardinals’ hitter and first-baseman! yea cards!!
d-mn! that pujols is one hot mothaf-cka!
domincan first bas-m-n for the st. louis cardinals
nice -ss and alot of talent
cute accent and strong arms that can pin you down
king albert
phat albert
bat albert
winnie the pujols
to say one thing, yet act in a manner completely opposite.
me: i really don’t like u2.
you: haven’t you seen them in concert like 10 times?
me: uh … yeah.
you: that’s so pujols.
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