puke handjob
also known as a ph. a puke handjob is when a woman chokes on your c-ck, throws up on it, and procedes to jack the guy off with the puke as lubricant. this only happens when your f-cked up hopefully unless someone has a really sick fetish. puke handjobs are not enjoyable and are usually acidic in nature, which in turn burns the mans d-ck.
i was so f-cked up last night, i let amber give me a puke handjob. my d-ck is still on fire.
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