Puke Virginity
a puke virgin is someone who hasn’t ever puked after drinking till today. puke virginity is lost when you ( guy or girl, man or woman, child or animal ) puke for the first time after drinking too much alcohol. applicable to beer(water) too, but only if you’re less than 18 years of age, you p-ssy. applicable to wine if you haven’t hit p-b-rty yet.
in short it is also referred to as pv. pvs can be lost only once in a lifetime.
bro 1: dude, i’ve never puked after drinking so much. everrrrrrrrrr !!!!
my capacity is as big as my calves are, just look at these monsters of beauty.
bro 2: h-ll yeahhhh !!.
bro 1: -pukes like a 2nd grader after drinking too much milk- -puke x 4-
bro 2: woahhh, you totes lost your puke virginity bro.
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family: chug! chug! chug! chug! chug!
villager: i’ve got this. i’ve chugged 2 cows in 30 seconds before.
family: chug! chug! chug! chug! chug!
villager: -pukes into gl-ss- here’s your kingfisher.
bro x: dude, he totes lost his puke virginity.
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