Puking shits
when you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. hence, puking sh-ts.
#1: bro, you weren’t at work today, the boss is mad as f-ck.
#2: man, i was sick. i had the puking sh-ts.
#1: oh. it’s a good idea you didn’t come to work then.
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