Pular no microondas


“to jump in the microwave oven”

it’s slang for what the drug dealers from rio de janeiro do with the police informants (or x9) and his enemies. they put a person into a pile of tires, they throw some kind of fuel, and then they set fire on you.
as you must know; it is a horrible way to die!
traficante: “seu x9 filho da puta, tu vai pular no microondas!”

drug dealer: “you mother f-cker police informant, you’ll die burning in fire!”

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