Pull a Gatsby
to throw a party only to mope about and not engage or interact with the guests. the intent of such an action is usually to set an unknowing trap for a long lost love.
jeff decided to pull a gatsby after carol broke up with him. poor b-st-rd was trying to win her back with his wii and awesome vinyl collection.
Read Also:
- neoconcensus
the number of rightwing -ssholes it took to wreck us credi(t)bility. the neoconcensus includes everyone who believes the gummint 911 conspiracy theory.
- shit me sour
1. meaning that your are in a sh-tty situation. 2. being in amazement. ezra said “sh-t me sour!!” as he burnt his finger. or henry said “sh-t me sour.” cuz your d-ck was so small.
- Pull an Edgar
the act of being a wreckless dumb-ss. usually results in arrests and/or dui charges. “please feel free to camp out after the party. wouldn’t want anybody to ‘pull an edgar’”
- Shit-Piss-Combo
the feeling of when you have to sh-t and p-ss at the same time thus being a sh-t-p-ss-combo where the f-ck were you? i was taking a sh-t p-ss combo oh sh-t. what is it? i need to take a sh-t-p-ss-combo!
- pulling a dughie
a term for a person who is promoted constantly, but has never done any real work. these promotions are based on the physical ‘gifts’ of the person in question “erwin is so pulling a dughie” dude #1 “yeah, i know, she shows up late everyday, and she still got a raise!” dude#2