Pull a Hemingway
to become intoxicated before writing a paper in order to make the process more palatable.
can also be used as a verb, i.e. “to hemingway a paper”
college student #1: “bro, i’m so not looking forward to writing that paper for my politics cl-ss”
college student #2: “i most definitely agree. i would advise you to pull a hemingway on this one.”
(v.) to pull a hemingway is when a very talented person, usually in the written or visual arts, commits suicide during/after or previous to his or her success, for no understandably reason whatsoever.
artist one: “have you seen anthony lately? his acrylic painting “le onde”, just won the nationals.”
artist two: “nah, he’s been moping around his apartment depressed about g-d knows what.”
artist one: ” jeez, i sure hope he doesn’t pull a hemingway.”
when you decide to lie about something until a point where you actually believe. often is accompanied by a god-awful complexion and other mental disorders. particularly in vermont.
guy 1: dude i f-cking hooked up with this girl from new york, it was so sick but my parents almost caught me. since we hooked-up in her car, my parents drove right by, it was so sketchy.
guy 2: dude, for one thing, a girl is not gonna drive all the way to vermont to hook-up with you. second of all, she probably thinks your a sketchy peice of sh-t becuase you have only talked to her online. third of all, you were shopping with your mom that day. i saw you at the mall, f-ckin idiot.
innocent bystandered who happends to overhear while p-ssing by: correct me if im wrong, but i think that that kid just pulled-a-hemingway!
doing a trick with no style, and wearing a ghetto jacket while doing it. with a gay hat on.
will: mannn did you just see that sick cork 3 i pulled??!
kid 2: man, that wasnt a f-cking cork 3, that was a f-cking hemingway
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