Pull a Jackson
to do all in one’s power to deliberately and maliciously cause an elevator’s doors to close when it is quite obvious that others nearby desire to ride in it.
man, that dude totally just tried to pull a jackson. we almost had to take the stairs all the way up to the 17th floor.
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