Pull A John Edwards
1) to cheat at something. maybe a video game, spades, a card game, or a race.
2) to bang another lady while your rightfully married partner is unable to react to the situation, for whatever reason.
3) to try to do something great for the public to hide how big of a jerk you are at the personal level.
1) “quit looking at the other side of my yu-gi-oh cards, you dip-sh-t! if you pull a john edwards on me like that again, i’ll burn your entire collection in the back-yard!”
2) jessica simpson’s boyfriend had to pull a john edwards on her in her own home! he was caught banging a chick on top her bed! as if she had enough to be upset about! she’s jessica simpson! her life has been dropped on sh-t creek without a paddle!
3) the stupid man is trying to run for vice president. even know he cheated on his wife who has breast cancer, he still thinks he has what it takes to become a figure for this country. encourage people to be stupid and do things wrong. we’re not going to let john edwards pull himself at us again!
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