Pull a John


to leave randomly. this makes the people you were with previously wonder where the h-ll you dissapeared to.
adrian : “i just saw the funniest thing today…”
-john leaves-
adrian : “and then i couldn’t stop laughing”
omar : “where the h-ll is john?”

to pull a john

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