Pull a linton


v.
the act of making a quick restroom break to relieve bladder pressure, usually immediately prior to leaving for a group lunch.

also see: pull a big linton, pull a full linton
hey guys, i’m going to pull a linton real quick, i’ll meet you in the parking structure.
v. any 2-5 minute holdup when leaving for lunch, usually it is using the bathroom but it can be anything.
steve: lets go. hey wait, where’s mike?
anjali: he had to pull a linton.
steve: what?!? i just saw him in the bathroom 15 minutes ago. does he have an enlarged prostate?
anjali: no, he’s just hitting the atm for 40 bucks.
steve: ok, cool. he’s probably tapped out from making it rain last night.

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