Pull a Matrix


to “pull a matrix” is to “forget” that any sequels of a particular movie existed. by not acknowledging the cr-piness of the second and possibly third sequel, you boost the awesomeness of the original.
#1: ok… that last pirate movie sucked!
#2: yeah man, i’m just gonna pull a matrix on that… just like i did with spiderman.
#1: good idea man… i gotta jet, i have go watch “the land before time #10 with my little bro.”

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