Pull a Mubarak


to shut down the internet in an attempt to restore order and regain control. coined from egyptian dictator hosni mubarak’s attempt to silence the egyptian people during the 2011 egyptian riots.
“pull a mubarak”: the school administrators realized that we’d been using the computers to do non work-related tasks like checking facebook and playing games, so they pulled a mubarak on us all.
to make it a common -ssumption that you will leave or resign from something, and then not do it at all.
alright i’m getting off.
thank god!
jkscammed!
d-mnit bob, don’t pull a mubarak on us again.

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