pull a river
1) to open the most serious barrel of whoop -ss imaginable like river tam does on the planet miranda when she’s locked in a room with a bunch of reavers and goes mentally medieval on all of them.
2) to win a hand at texas hold em only with the help of the last card.
3) to drink almost continually from a keg of beer.
4) to perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of hercules in which he diverts an entire river by hand.
5) to die young and end a promising career, a la river phoenix.
whoa, did you see adam pull a river last night? he drank like sixteen pints then fell down like he was dead. i love that dood.
1) to open the most serious barrel of whoop -ss imaginable like river tam does on the planet miranda when she’s locked in a room with a bunch of reavers and goes mentally medieval on all of them.
2) to win a hand at texas hold em only with the help of the last card.
3) to drink almost continually from a keg of beer.
4) to perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of hercules in which he diverts an entire river by hand.
5) to die young and end a promising career, a la river phoenix.
whoa, did you see adam pull a river last night? he drank like sixteen pints then fell down like he was dead. i love that dood.
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