Pull a Schmicky
to get full of brew with your boys to the point of shenanigans and then proceed to go home to the wife and tell her you only had one beer.
yesterday me and my powerlifting buddies went bowling and downed double shots of whiskey and three pitchers of beer. then we went to a bar and had a couple more pitchers. after that we had a couple tall brews and burgers. to top the night off i went home to the wife and proceeded to pull a schmicky. i was so wrecked i couldn’t even remember her name.
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