to lock your own keys in your car
guy 1 : dude i locked my keys in my impala.
guy 2 : man you pull a victor .
guy 1 : yeah i know ,lets go ask that chinese guy if he can help get my keys out
ruled by those who have p-n-ses. i’m tired of working for a company that’s ruled by a penitocracy.
- penny pussy
when you are eating a chick out and you notice it taste like some spair change. this means she wipes back to front guy 1. man i just went down on some va jay jay and it tasted like pennys guy 2. penny p-ssy dude guy 1. what do you mean. guy 2. she wipes […]
perfectionized (per’f-ck-tion’ized) the pluralization of one flowing with the purest intent of dual continuity which always remains a constant impossibility but attainment can be fulfilled through enduring struggles. 1. imao, if she tried have as hard as i do she’s be near a “perfectionized” but i doubt it seriously cuz i’m just soooooo perfect. 2. […]
the most dumbest–ssed word any dumb -ss can ever “make up”. usually used by a person who wants to be cool and make up their own slang but makes themself look like an -ss instead. any one who even thinks of uttering this word should be tossed face first out of an exploding airplane into […]
- working for the clown
working at mcdonald’s jim must be desperate for a job, he’s working for the clown!