pull an archie
this is a complicated move that involves many steps.
1. go to a strip club.
2. befriend a stripper and request a private dance in the back room.
3. pay upfront for a full half hour private dance.
4. during the dance, slowly inch your hands closer to the stripper’s -n-s.
5. then, without warning, pull an “archie” and plunge your index finger into the stripper’s chocolate starfish.
6. receive a verbal warning from the stipper. “no touching!”
7. repeat step 5.
8. politely allow the club’s bouncer to escort you out of the strip club.
9. before exiting, ask a manager for a portion of your money back since you did not receive a full half hour alone with your stripper.
when describing this move to a friend, you can save time by simply making a fist with your hand and quickly extending your index finger 2-3 times. this move is also known as not paying for the “finger tour.”
guy 1: did you hear what happened to eric last night?
guy 2: no, what happened this time?
guy 1: (extending index finger over and over) he tried to pull an archie at private dancer and got us all kicked out!
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