pull an eharmony
when an aquaintance thinks they’ve found the perfect mate for you by their own complex system of “compatibility matching” and attempts a set-up. usually doesn’t work out.
dude, my landlord is trying to pull an eharmony on me with that girl who wears the ho boots.
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