Pull Handle
this is a way to drink your alcohol right from the 1.5 liter bottle. if you pull a handle your no longer a man but an alpha. shots are for an infant in comparison. if you breath while consuming the alcohol you’re reverted back to man status. many who try die those who live, are legends.
man: whoa! how did you down that whole bottle of vodka?
alpha: lets just say your a man… and i have evolved into something greater. i call it pull handle.
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