pull that out of my ass
verb. to make up a completely untruthful story. to invent a story. to tell an untruthful story. to construct a story out of lies. to lie.
“mark is such a liar, he told me a story how has to take care of his sick grandma last weekend, he totally pull that out of his -ss!”
“i’ve told my girlfriend that i’m from france and i’m here on a student visa, i totally pull that out of my -ss, i haven’t even been to france.”
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