pull the jake brake
when a guy is getting close to -rg-sm and he asks his lady to finish him off with a hand job, it’s called “pulling the jake brake”. this is done in remembrance of his buddy jake who’s not getting laid at the moment.
mike was f-cking amber and was close to c-mming. he told amber to “pull the jake brake” baby, i’m giving you a new hair do. she finished off the jake brake and ended up with a face fool of c-m.
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