pull your ears
used to tell somebody to “get their head out of their -ss” when the situation is such that it is not appropriate to actually say the phrase.
boss to employee: hey tom, pull your ears, the copier isn’t even turned on.
husband to wife at family reunion: honey, pull your ears you left the c-sserole at home.
two people whispering in church: the preacher needs to pull his ears. jesus wasn’t married to eve.
to ask for someone’s attention
salesman: may i pull your ear for a minute miss?
girl: sure, how can i help you
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