pulled a fat
when one claims to be arriving at a location in a short amount of time but either shows up 10 hours later or not at all without giving you a heads up.
bro 1:- yo, this dude pulled a fat. he said he’d be on in 30mins but it’s been 8 hours
bro 2:- blame yourself for thinking he’d actually be here.
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