pulled a kyori

imbecilic but hilarious action. the final evolution of “brain fart”. doing something so dumb that there is no excuse and nothing to blame but kyori herself. a brain fart would be pulling the door when the sign says “push”. however, pulling a kyori would be pulling the door when the sign says “closed”.
friend1: alright, now to build a snowman, you have to put a jack-o-lantern on top of the snow.
kyori: got it. -sp-wns lava without paying attention-
kyori: and now i just put it on top like this?
friend2: yeah.
kyori: -puts lava on top of the snow, causing it to overflow the entire house, burning it down and killing self-
friend1: what the f-ck!?
kyori: i sp-wn lava by accident!
friend2: how do you even…..????
kyori: i’m sorry!
-friend1 logs off minecraft-
friend2: pulled a kyori. -shakes head-
kyori: …. :’^)

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