when someone you used to be tight with becomes a douchebag out of nowhere and stops talking to you
“my nephew and i used to be tight but he pulled a little john and became an -sshole.”
- the squiddle effect
when you buy something of great value only for it to become p-ss cheap i bought a twisted bow the other day, thank god for the squiddle effect otherwise i would have had to pay 1088m instead of the 35gp i got it for today
- head darty
host a day party, where there’s lots of day drinking and no parents home. crossfading drinking weed bucket list lemonade hey, head darty at my place tomorrow. there’s gonna be crossfading, a lemonade stand with zoe, water balloons, ps4, and i’m gonna make some pinterest food fails! it’s gonna be lit.
- more dan a bit on de side doe
the art of being extra oh you know sarah,, she’s more dan a bit on de side doe
amount quant-ty miss universe has an overwhelming somanion of beauty.
a short, pretty-eyed, brunette girl who is more than anyone knows. shes the most bad-ss person you’ll ever meet and doesn’t take sh-t from anyone! my tinder date was not what i was expecting at all! she was extremely bad-ss! a true alesta!