Pulled a Murph
the act of sh-tting yourself whilst kneeling on all fours, with your head in the toilet puking due to severe intoxication.
mike got so drunk friday night that he threw up in the cab, then pulled a murph in shannon’s apartment. how he drove home the next morning with those pants on i’ll never know.
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