pulled a zombie
giving a hand job to a guy who is sleepwalking. if done correctly, the guy should be shambling about and moaning. like a zombie.
girl 1: my boyfriend got out of bed and started sleepwalking last night.
girl 2: really? what did you do?
girl 1: i jerked him because he tells me i never do.
girl 2: oh, so you pulled a zombie.
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