pullin the goalie
another term for masturbation , or jackin off
q: what are you doin tonight a: nothin much just pullin the goalie
having s-x with out protection if your partner gets pregnant its not planned but not a surprise.
hey joe, you guys trying to have kids?
we aren’t trying but not avoiding it. basically we are pullin the goalie.
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