Pulling a Ben
sitting with a girl for more than 4 hours attempting to seduce her only to find she has a boyfriend.
‘oh man, i thought this girl was really into me but it turns out i was just pulling a ben’
to hide the true ident-ty of your same s-x partner, by giving them a name of the opposite s-x as a cover up, which sounds similar or begins with the same letter.
to be pulling a ben, is to use another name for your partner. example; to use ben instead of karen, or jessica, instead of james.
when one alerts the police for ridiculously stupid reasons.
girlfriend: “sorry, i gotta get off the phone or my brother’s gonna kill me.
in boyfriend’s mind: “i should call the police!”
the next day:
boyfriend’s buddy: “you shouldn’t of called the cops, man! you were really pulling a ben there.”
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